It’s a funny thing, being an adult and living away from your parents. You grow up with these people who care for you every day and then once you’re old enough to survive on your own, you hardly see them. Going from 24 hours a day to just a weekend here or there really makes a difference in the relationships you have with people, especially your family. My parents came in town a coupe of weekends ago for my Mom’s 60th birthday and it reminded me how much I love my family. And I was reminded of their quirks. I somehow forgot the way my Dad clears his throat or sucks air through his teeth, since I don’t experience it everyday. Or the way that he used to add water to empty ketchup bottles to get the last bit out and we would all groan when we squirted a watery stream of ketchup onto our dinner plates. And I certainly forgot how I am EXACTLY LIKE MY MOTHER in almost every aspect. Thank goodness I think she’s swell or this could be quite the disappointing revelation.
Since this was such a momentous birthday, I had to make things a bit special. I corralled my other siblings and their adorable kids to take pictures of themselves with a birthday wish and then had a surprise waiting for my Mom when she woke up on her birthday. Simple, inexpensive and awesome.
After whipping up some delicious Idaho Sunrise , we headed out to Mary Jo’s Cloth store (aka the best fabric store in all of existence) to find some fabric for my mom. Fabric + Mom = happiness. I also wanted to pick up something for a little project I asked my Mom to help me with, as a belated birthday present. After our recent kitchen renovations, I wanted a little bit of pattern/fabric in the room, and was hoping my seamstress of a mother could help me figure out a faux roman shade. I pinned a couple of tutorials, and I’ll have to lead you to those instead of explaining the process myself. Frankly, I’m not sure how we got to the end product, but I’m glad we survived.
This is my sewing machine. And no, that’s not a joke. And yes, I know she’s ancient. But I have a special little place in my heart for her. My grandmother, who is an incredible quilter, bought my sister, mom and I this little Singer a loooong time ago in hope that we would all have a well made sewing machine to grow old with. I rarely sew, and know even less about it, but when I do – this Singer treats me well.
Our faux roman shade started with 1.5 yards of pretty fabric, and the same amount of liner fabric (a remnant for $1.75 – score!) and some white thread. My mom walked me through the basics of sewing a large rectangle (with the liner smaller than the shade fabric so you could have the pretty fabric wrap around the back) and how important it is to iron, iron, iron while sewing. The fabric shade was as long as the entire window, and just slightly wider (after seam allowances) than the wood blinds I have on the kitchen window. We flipped that puppy right side out, stitched the bottom hem and got to figuring out how the folds would work.
Why yes, we sew in our jammies. Aren’t we fancy? This picture is deceiving, though. My Mom was definitely the driving force behind this project, but I did do a good portion of the sewing. Of a rectangle. It’s an accomplishment, folks.
I wish a had a magic formula for how we figured out the folds, but that didn’t happen. I just knew I wanted the finished shade to be 18″ long (about 1/3 of the window) so we finagled our way to that dimension. We sewed the areas that would be hidden by other folds on the machine, and then whip stitched the back liner of the other folds to keep thing from being droopy.
We then wrapped a 1×3 with our leftover fabric, draped the shade over the wood and stapled in place, and attached the whole thing to our window frame with some metal L brackets. And by we, I mean my dad and husband after an early morning golf game and a quick power nap.
Why yes, we hang window treatments in our jammies as well. The faux shade took a bit of trial and error but overall it was a really simple project. And I’m kind of giddy over the final product.
Hello, lover. Scott says is looks “western” but I say it looks fabulous. Again I’m on the ikat train after years of despising it. I think I’m growing up.
Thoughts on the new addition? Oh, and you can thank my husband, the Punisher, for the winning title of this post. Neat.









This is a picture of our kitchen before we bought the house. This is a picture that also induces nausea in me in about .25 seconds. Not too long
The kitchen at that point was certainly livable, but not quite exactly what we wanted in the end. We always talked about painting the cabinets, but just didn’t think the finish would be nice enough for our taste. 





















Here is our kitchen as it stands today (minus the new wall paint color, which has yet to be revealed). We spent a few smackaroos to 




We brought home this cheap-o 


The secret to these super easy ribs is honey. And lots of it. I have a hard time watching Scott make these because I can feel my arteries clogging, but he can make a damn good rack of ribs. First, pick up a slab of baby backs from your local grocery store. Line a baking sheet with some aluminum foil and plop those suckers down. Apply a hefty amount of salt and pepper to both sides of the ribs and then coat both sides of the ribs with honey. ::droooool::
Next, simply wrap those babies up like a pig in the blanket so all those juices stay in. Cook your ribs at 300° or 325° for about two and a half hours. Once they start to smell fantastic, take them out of the stove and cut them into manageable pieces so you can move them to your grill.
Once your ribbies are on the grill, coat them with your barbeque sauce of choice, and don’t be stingy. Again, my arteries are clogging as I see this but my taste buds are thanking me. We like to use Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce, but any sauce of your choice would suffice. Cook these on the grill for about 15 minutes or until you get a good glaze going.
Dig in. Cover face with barbeque sauce. Use lots of napkins. Repeat. Enjoy!
Here’s what I was dealing with beforehand. When we moved in, we had to plop one of our college-esque Rothko prints on this wall since the genius that built our house decided to put a monstrous circuit breaker smack dab in the middle of this wall. I felt like it was time to move on from the quintessential student poster (hey, at least it’s framed!) but I didn’t want to spend serious dough on a large piece of artwork. So, I decided to try my hand at painting. You may remember my attempt at a simple,
I picked up a 24 x 36 canvas from my local Michael’s and slapped on some cool blue paint that we had leftover from the
I started out by taking a fork out of my silverware draw and measuring it to see the proportions I should be shooting for (prongs to handle, etc). I then took my trusty pencil and started sketching, all while taking some measurements to make sure my fork wasn’t completely wonky. As you can see, it took a bit of sketching to get the shape I thought was acceptable. I’m not sure if the pencil sketch method is the best way to go, but it worked for me in this instance.
I then took my trusty $0.99 craft paint and filled in my fork sketch with a cool gray paint (cool gray to go along with my cool blue background paint). The gray had a little hint of green in it as well, so I knew it would go nicely with our green wall paint in the kitchen. I then took my white and black paints and made a couple of different shades of gray to add some dimension to my (very sad) fork shape, giving it a bit of dimension. After that, all while referencing my real fork next to the canvas, I added a few highlights with the black and white paint to add a little pop to my gray blob of a fork. I had to let the paint dry between each of these steps so that the colors didn’t all blend together. Trial and error, people. Non-painter folk over here.
After the fork paint dried, I took some more of the blue wall paint and filled in the areas where my pencil sketching had gone amiss, covering up any evidence of disproportional fork shapes. I then hung it on the wall above Charlie’s food bowls and had a minor panic attack. What was I thinking? I’m not a painter! I waited until Scott got home to see if I was completely insane, and he very nicely commented that the prongs seemed a bit short for the fork. Shucks. Sure, it’s not the most realistic looking fork, but maybe I was going for whimsical (haha). Scott says it’s a bit contemporary for our home, but the more I look at our giant fork, the more it’s growing on me. What do you think? Give it to me straight here, Internet. Should I keep my attempt at a fork or wipe the slate clean and start over with something more abstract? Sound off!
The kitchen before we moved in sported a stove and fridge straight out of the 1950s, as well as outdated white cabinet knobs and grimy tiled countertops. We decided to spruce it up on the cheap by keeping the new cabinets and good-enough tile flooring, while adding some swanky new quartz countertops and DIY tile backsplash, product of yours truly.
With a coat of green paint, new black appliances and a proud pooch, our
We added some super thin drywall to cover the monstrosity that is textured walls, replaced the mirror and, of course, added a fresh coat of cool blue paint. We also finished the whole room off with some new, crisp white
When we toured our house before purchasing, we were wowed by the huge master bedroom, but knew that we would want to put our own spin on the room. The white ceiling fan and scroll curtain rods weren’t our cup of tea – at all.
We slapped some paint on those drab walls, brought in some
We’ve had lots of other fun projects to fill up our spare time, but I’ll save those for another post. Happy birthday, the artful abode! Here’s to another year of pulling weeds, touching up paint and avoiding major roof renovations. Yay! :)
Most of the existing organization in our abode is in the kitchen. It’s a room that Scott and I spend a lot of time in and it has to work like a well oiled machine, in order to keep us sane. We installed this
Ahh, another little organization gem. Who thought I’d get excited about a trash can? We used to have a freestanding trash can in the corner of our kitchen, but with the addition of Charlie the wonder pooch, we had to put his food bowls somewhere in the kitchen. Then, my brilliant husband (who is a frequent visitor to Home Depot) remembered seeing this
The infamous
This isn’t necessarily an organizational item, but I feel like it makes our kitchen seem that much cleaner. We picked up these little glass bottles with pourers at World Market and use them to house our dish soap and olive oil. The clear glass bottles reflect a bit of light around the room and let us avoid having the nasty plastic bottle of dish soap and olive oil on our nice, new countertops. Now, I say “nasty plastic bottles”, but I do still have my Mrs. Meyers soap in its original container. I may buy a swanky glass bottle for it as well, but for now I kind of like the retro text and colors that the bottle has. Any organizational tips you’d like to share? I’m dying for more ideas to become increasingly more anal. :P
When you left us last, we had a sad little shell of a kitchen after demolition a la Scott and Todd. We had removed the countertops, nasty appliances and backsplash (along with the wall behind – d’oh!) and were left with the existing cabinets, luckily still in good condition. The perfect top for our existing cabinets was the quartz countertop that I so smoothly got with a designer discount from an installer that we work with at my design firm. Quartz is a great alternative to granite, the traditional stone countertop of choice. It doesn’t require the annual sealing that granite does (because it’s partially made of man made products) and in my biased opinion, it has a much more modern look. Swoon.
Hello, beautiful countertops. Our next step was to replace the walls that were so gingerly removed so we would have something to attach our new backsplash tiles to. Most of the time, a kitchen backsplash can be applied to standard gypsum board (drywall) but we decided to up the ante and install some super strong cement backer board. This decision reminds me of the Friends’ episode where Ross shows up at the laundry mat with Uberweiss, the east german uber strong detergent. Backer board is our Uberweiss. I guess we wanted to make sure our kitchen was equip to stand up to a typhoon or an exploding kitchen faucet. Either way, the backer board may not be typical for a kitchen (necessary in a shower, but not a kitchen) but we decided to go the extra mile.
We decided to go with white subway tiles (another modern choice to update our kitchen) with a splash of blue and green glass tiles. Originally we wanted to do the whole backsplash in glass tile, but this proved to cost more than a pretty penny. This may have been a compromise, but a good one in the end.
We did this fancy little number above our new undermount sink and faucet, thanks to a suggestion from a friend. We had intended to only do a horizontal line around the whole backsplash (horizontal lines ooze modern), but the picture frame we created above the sink really added that extra pop that our backsplash needed to scream “I’m freakin awesome”. After all of our lovely tiles were installed, we grouted (grout, sponge off, sponge off again, sponge off again… you get where this is going), caulked at the crack between the countertop and backplash, and voile! Our lovely new kitchen was complete. We popped in our new GE black appliances (so much less than stainless and they added a bit of contrast to our light-toned kitchen), sat Charlie in the middle of the floor and took the final picture. What do you think?






